Hello, World!

Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where I attempt to adult without spilling my mushroom coffee (key word: attempt). Join me on this chaotic journey of self-discovery, questionable life choices, and the occasional dance-off with my two shar peis. Expect laughs, maybe a few tears (mostly from my wife's jokes), and a whole lot of 'Wait, what am I doing?' moments. Buckle up, folks, I am in the driver's seat!

Hello World.