Need a partner in crime for some serious friendship action? Look no further! I'm your go-to gal for when you need someone to count on, be that for you, your kids, or family member.

• Hit the town together -- catch a flick or check out a nearby event

• Save you from any awkward solo dinners or let me be the person to sit with you through a hard time

• Game for some friendly competition in card games or even a round of catch

• All about learning new things, whether it's a new hobby, sport, or even a quirky craft

• Need some academic backup, put my MBA to use

• Pro at both plant and pet care - consider me your ultimate sitter for both your leafy greens and your furry pals

• You can put my muscles to work if you need DIY support or a workout partner

• I am a pretty awesome pen pal, so shoot me a message if I can help

Donations start at $150 per hour. At the end of the day, it's all negotiable.

Well, if you want your windows intact and your eardrums unscathed, then no, I absolutely cannot sing. However, if you're up for a one-of-a-kind, unforgettable experience, I can promise you a performance that will make your neighbors howl – with laughter or dismay, I'll leave that part up to you.

Well, if we're being real here, Superman would have the upper hand in a physical showdown. I mean, the guy's got the whole "faster than a speeding bullet" thing going for him. But let's not forget Batman's relentless determination and that whole brooding billionaire vibe. He'd probably have a backup plan stashed in his utility belt for just this kind of situation.

For a Disney princess spy, I'd say Belle would be the ultimate undercover agent. With her love for books and quick wit, she could charm her way into any enemy's confidence. Plus, she's already dealt with some seriously beastly situations, so a little espionage would be a walk in the enchanted park for her!

If you've got more to add or just fancy a chat, I'm all ears. Feel free to drop a line on the contact page. Let's keep this conversation going!